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Milton Jones introduces brand new comedy show HA!MILTON

Is HA!Milton a musical?

This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone-deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it.

He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes…and there’s a bit about tomatoes

It's a whole new show of daftness.  

Who is Milton Jones?

You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff.


Milton Jones Reviews

“He’s fast, absurd and very Funny” Radio Times

‘No-one can touch Jones when he hits his stride’ The Guardian


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FAQS

Born in 1964 as Milton Hywel Jones, he’s been a comedian since the ’90s. Although he won the prestigious Perrier Best Newcomer Award at the 1996 Edinburgh Festival Fringe for his first solo show, it wasn’t until 2008 when he joined the panel TV series Mock The Week that his career really skyrocketed.

Among his biggest UK tours were 2013’s On the Road, 2015’s Milton Jones And The Temple of Daft , and 2017’s Milton Jones Is Out There. All his shows have been characterised by twists of surreal logic and clever one-liners, and as a Christian, he intentionally avoids using profanity in his routines.

Following its 2019 Edinburgh Festival Fringe premiere, Jones was out on the road in early 2020 with his hilarious Milton: Impossible show, in which he reveals the truth about being a former secret agent (before getting the disappointing new identity that forced him to appear on Mock The Week).

In addition to television appearances on comedy shows like Live At The Apollo, Lee Mack’s All Star Cast, Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow and Dave’s One Night Stand, Jones starred in the 2012 Channel 4 sitcom The House Of Rooms, centred around a man and his mother who live together and rent out rooms.

Jones has also been a familiar voice across the radio waves. Among several BBC Radio 4 series, his third – Another Case Of Milton Jones – won him a silver Sony Award in 2011 and saw him nominated for a Writers Guild Award in 2012.

A man of many talents, Jones has penned the books Ten Second Sermons, Even More Concise 10 Second Sermons and Where Do Comedians Go When They Die?

Reviews

Rating: 4.9 out of 5 based on 36 reviews
  • Fab

    by Soo on 30/09/2024Royal Concert Hall Notts - NottinghamRating: 5 out of 5

    Very clever how Milton can entertain all evening without muttering any swear words or resorting to rude jokes! Cleverly crafted so lots of the stories tie up in the end. Loved it especially the snail had me crying !Sort of a Pythonesque sketch!

  • Milton jones

    by Sue on 27/09/2024Grimsby Auditorium - GrimsbyRating: 5 out of 5

    My boyfriend and I went to see him at grimsby auditorium Venue very good As for Milton he was very funny we laughed all the way through

  • Very very funny.

    by Biddles on 16/09/2024Royal and Derngate - NorthamptonRating: 5 out of 5

    Great show, laughed for the entire duration. Emerged at 9:30pm so his time machine was switched on. 😂🤣😂

  • Fantastic show!

    by Dons on 15/09/2024Wyvern Theatre - SwindonRating: 5 out of 5

    We certainly wasn't disappointed. My husband and I had a brilliant night out with Milton's wacky humour. I laughed so much my stomach ached and that's not happened for as long as I can recall. The snail sketch was my favourite. Bizarre yet so, so funny. The warm up guy Tom Houghton was good, but I felt the idiots in the audience should have said less in the way of their utterly drab input. Who doesn't expect a warm up act, so get real those idiots and don't be so very rude. As our Mums used to say, "if you've got nothing nice to say then don't say it."

  • Milton Jones- Hilarious

    by Vicki- Lincoln on 09/09/2024Grand Opera House, York - YorkRating: 5 out of 5

    So quick witty and funny puns. A hilarious night out. Support Tom Houghton also very amusing

  • Brilliant Milton

    by Baloo on 06/09/2024Bloomsbury Theatre - LondonRating: 5 out of 5

    Milton Jones was brilliant but the warm up act was not to my liking