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He's Behind You presents Jack And The Beanstalk: What A Whopper!
Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime, from the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick (★★★★★ "the best adult pantomime in London" - Theatre Weekly).
Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm 10 miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost – and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?
This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be – just NOT for all the family!
Following his unforgettable performance as Queen Gertrude, the outrageous Matthew Baldwin ("wonderful as ever" - Time Out) returns to play Dame Trott.
Responses to last year’s panto from the same team:
★★★★★ “The hit of the festive season” – The Stage
★★★★ “Terrifically entertaining” – Gay Times
★★★★★ “I don’t think I have laughed so hard in a theatre ever” – Box Office Radio
★★★★ “A filthy festive delight. Outstanding” – All That Dazzles
★★★★★ “The pantomime we never knew we needed. A must-see” The Live Review
Written by Jon Bradfield & Martin Hooper with songs by Jon Bradfield Directed by Andrew Beckett.
No children permitted. Recommended age 18+
Very disappointing Vulgar awful show if you can call it a show !! Have been to many theatre shows, musicals, pantomimes but this…… I cannot get over . If there was a no star that's what I'd give . Awful crude vile show, acting was extremely poor. Have seen a lot better in a primary school . Avoid at all costs. In my opinion it should be advertised not for adults only but for crude gat men only .
