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About Dick!

It’s Christmas! Time to unleash the annual promiscuous panto in true Leicester Square Theatre style. 

Dick! and his perverted pussy, Dave The Cat, embark on the adventure of all adventures into London Town. Searching for the three F’s; Fame, Fortune and F***y, they arrive in sinful S’HoHo only to discover the delicious delinquent Queen Runt has been raising rents and buying up business in the quest to become the Lord Mayoress of London.


Running riot in the West End, Dusty ‘O’ leads this institutionalised carnal romp into its fifth filthy year. London’s number one adult panto is back with a scintillating, riotously rude and hilarious evening, for the greatest and debauched festive frolic you’ll ever have.


WARNING: Dick! is not for the faint hearted or easily offended - however there is enough to go around and remember … you’ll never miss a trick once you’ve gone DICK!


★★★★★ "A filth-fest of pure titillation!" - BroadwayBaby

★★★★★ "Criminally hilarious" - Grumpy Gay Critic

★★★★★ "Relentlessly funny, fast-paced & its uproariously filthy dialogue is delivered pitch-and-word-perfect" - Stage Review

★★★★ "The timing is meticulous, the physical comedy bold ... David Hodge appears as a vision of class amid the smut" - The Stage